Friday, August 26, 2005

Animal activist Bo Derek was horrified to learn that the Queen of England wears antique sable coats. She decided to confront the Queen over the issue, and arranged to get herself invited to an event which the Queen was also due to attend.

So a couple of months later, there they were at a very high class tea party. Rich people everywhere. Bo started looking around for the Queen. Sure enough, there she was. It was time for the confrontation!She marched up to the Queen, and demanded an answer.

Elizabeth responded haughtily: "Some wear old fur to reign, Bo."

Thursday, August 11, 2005

weeeeeeee.. i'm blogging again!

it's been eons since i last blogged.. bloggiing skillz all rusty le XD

anyways.. skiped school today! went for my ns checkup(ii).. it was just some iq? test and eye checkup. then i went HOME.

aah.. glorious thurday. =)

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Was talking to alroy, when he told me that benny lee would be asking a selected few to present the solutions for the revision tutorial.

omgwtfbbq.

i immediately mounted a search for those long-forgotten pieces of carbon, my heart set aflutter.

why do i panic so? i BET i'll be called out to present tomorrow la. ><


"Can someone come out and do question 1 on the board?"

*pause*

*avoids eye contact*

"JIANXUE, you can come and do question 1".


-shudders-

and because i smartly placed them together with my chem stuff, i have just found them like, now.

alamak..

Go do physics liao.




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It becomes a little pale."