No.4

today ah, is 20 Dec le.. too fast.. i don't like. but tml's my bdae! ^^ must enjoy man!!! though i still have no idea wad i'm going to do. for the first time in my life, i realised i donwant my birthday to come so quickly. this just means the hols are ending. you know why they say time flies? cos time really flies. weeee.
yuck. eew. suck suck sucks.

so lets move on to nicer funner topics. mmm. today, i'll intro you all to my company. haha yeah my COMPANY ^^ In the frenzy corporate world of ours today, there is this very very special company which dares to make a difference. The association which walks off the beaten track. The organisation which opens new doors and keeps them open. What unique, enthralling establishment are we talking about here? Which coterie of elites would we be refering too? The ans. is... yeah, my company!

The Company
Seductively located among the beaches of the Maldives, The Establishment is elusive to the masses, a priviledge entitled only to the fun and the nice, and no one else. With extensive knowledge and experience of statistical analysis techniques (games, sports, and of cos, some tv), The Establishment has over 25 years of experience reporting at international board level. Principal activities are the provision of project design, management and services; in fact, everything and anything fun. =D

haha.. lol. dont want talk like that le.. very sian. yawnz. but then, its the people who make a company. so now must talk about a few pple. a few dam important people. pivotal. first up is da boss. really the nicest person you can find around. he is like so thoughtful, caring, sharing, and nice.. you wont believe until you meet him. after you meet him, die.. so charming, you just cannot forget him. 10 stars!! super important wan okay. no boss, no company.. but see la, cos the boss so good, the company also become so dam zai. awesome.

next is the secretary. this one ah.. got a lot of things to say. secretary is multipurpose wan, everything also can do. like those swiss army knife. looks so small and nice, but wahh once u open it up, you can open everything else up. in the Establishment secretary is indispensible. among the many roles she plays she is also our acting psychologist and PR manager. what did i say about multipurpose.. everything, secretary also can handle. got problem ah, just go to secretary. call her at 3 am ask her tapow food eat supper also can. call her at 4 am cos you're feeling bored and need a friend to talk to also can.

lol. i'm kidding. dont try it.

the boss, undoubtedly, has an eye for talent. naturally, he also appreciates and takes good care of all his staff. thats why secretary is among one of the higheset paid working executives in the world. also ah, among her possessions provided by the Establishment (sshhh, cos the boss is supposed to be impartial. thats how trust is built up and rapport and mutual understanding is shared in a large family like ours) is a pink Ferrari (with that cool blue circle of light emitting from the base like u see in 2 Fast 2 Furious), and a shocking pink grand piano (like the one jay chou used in his concert) and also, a 3-storey semi-d with a sloping granite-and-glass-mosaic roof.
wow. even boss also dont have. see la, staff welfare is so well taken care of. its no wonder morale is so high in camp and the Establishment continues to be the leading company with astonishing turnovers and .....

to be continued...

cos man, look at the time. i'm meeting yang and brady and kenny for bad tml..yay.. another chance to use my new racket. watch out guys. Hahahhaha. if i dont sleep now i'm going to have to drag myself around the whole day. so nitez!! ^^

secretary ah.. here's the report u wanted. havent finished yet ah, still got homework consultant and other executives to include. hope it's to your satisfaction. =D

"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana."